Peter won the cute baby tournament with 59% of the vote. Objectively, he was obviously the cutest, but the competition was fierce in the last round and the lead changed several times. Peter started out strong as the early morning voters got in their say before that first cup of coffee, but the the Kylie machine revved up and surged out to a 12 percentage point lead by 9:30. Surely those people didn't really think that Peter was less cute than Kylie?
Anyway, the Peter campaign kicked it up several notches at that point and started cranking out e-mails all across the land, letting them know that Peter was being dissed! Before you know it, Peter was only down by 2 votes, and then The Peter Party must have hit the retirement homes because he then surged out to 60% by mid-day. Kylie had a little run at the end of regulation, but by that time the damage was done and the truth won out. Peter is the cutest.
Darn tootin' he is.
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