Coming up this weekend are the new Days Of No Little Importance on the calendar of Peterism. Saturday will be the first celebration of Breech Day, observed on the anniversary of the discovery of Peter’s uprightness (when he should have been downright). On Breech Day we shall make sure that Peter keeps his head up, all day long. We will decorate the Breech Day tree in the morning, in the afternoon we will take part in the Parade To The Chiropractor In Waukesha, and in the evening we shall toss all previously made plans in the air and figure out The New Way Of How It’s Gonna Be.
Sunday marks the commemoration of Version Day, where at mid-day Peter will wrestle 2 grown adults at once and win. Following the athletic festivities is the sacred Feast of Applebees, where Peter’s Mom is praised for her pain threshold.
There are, of course, the smaller observances that will occur this week, like the Easting of Spicy Food. But the biggest holiday comes on May 3rd, and that will get its own posting, I’m sure.
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